We like the internet, and judging by the fact that you’re reading this, we can safely assume that you do too. We also know that if you’re anything like us, you’re looking every day for new ways to waste your hours at work pretending to be spread sheeting or otherwise giving a fuck about what you’re — VROOM!
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Van Full of Candy's Guide to Van Full of Candy
August 18th, 2011 
Van Full of Candy 
Posted in Addiction, Facebook, Google, MySpace, Social Media, Twitter, YouTube 
Tags: Adam McKay, Al Gore, Cat Video, Comedy Whirled, current TV, Empire Avenue, Facebook, fart, foursquare, Funny or Die, Google, Google Plus, internet, Justin Timberlake, Klout, Linked In, MySpace, pornography, spread sheet, twat, tweet, twit, Twitter, Will Ferrell, WordPress, world wide wed, YouTube, Zuckerburg 
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VFoC Video — “Trans-Am”
July 5th, 2011 Van Full of Candy Idiot #1: How do you like my new hair cut Moron #2? Moron #2: That is quite a finely cut set of hairs Idiot #1. I would go so far as to call that haircut “awesome”. Us: Hey idiot. Lookie here moron. You’re wrong; shut the fuck up. Has this kind of thing happened to — VROOM!
Mars' Bio Station Alpha: Confirmation by Denial
June 7th, 2011 Jesse Jones There is a secret government space station, manned by a co-operative team of humans, aliens and human alien hybrids working together for no doubt nefarious purposes as we speak… on the surface of Mars! How do I know with absolute, unwavering, blind certainty that the crazy thing that I just said is the only pure, true — VROOM!
Posted in Conspiracy, Google, Government, Space Tags: Alfred McEwen, Area 51, Bio Station Alpha, cocmis rays, Conspiracy, CVS, David Martines, Fantastic Four, Google Mars, HiRISE, Planetary Lab, rabble, science, space, telescope, YouTube 3 Comments »We Will KICK You In The Facebook!!
April 6th, 2011 Jason Whitesel I just read some bullshit about a soccer player who created a Facebook page and got 7 Million likes in 7 hours. Holy goddamn Pelé that’s a crock of shit. A soccer player? It’s taken us 3 months to get 80 likes on Facebook. EIGHT … ZERO!!! THREE … MONTHS!!! So apparently pouring your heart — VROOM!
Posted in Facebook, Social Media, Sports Tags: Argentina, Barcelona, Facebook, FC Barcelona, FIFA, Followers, Goal, Leo Messi, Olympic Soccer, Soccer, Unicef, YouTube 2 Comments »UPDATE: VFoC co-founders Arrested in Copyright Dispute
April 1st, 2011 Van Full of Candy Hey, so this is the Van Full of Candy intern Jerry. By now you’ve probably heard that Jesse and Jason were arrested just a couple minutes ago for refusing to remove their viral hit “Greatest Stories Ever Written: Friday by Rebecca Black” (They told me to put the video up again in this update) Hollywood — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Rebecca Black, Videos Tags: arrest, Friday, Rebecca Black, scrotum, YouTube No Comments »UPDATE: VFoC courted by Sub Pop Records and Adam McKay!
April 1st, 2011 Van Full of Candy The freight train that IS “VFoC Presents – The Greatest Stories Ever Written: “Friday” by Rebecca Black” is hurtling straight for Opportunityville for your beloved co-founders of Van Full of Candy! While the video, released just this morning, continues to break view speed records on the YouTubes, we have been fielding calls from Sub Pop — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Rebecca Black, Videos Tags: Adam McKay, Friday, Rebecca Black, Sub Pop Records, viral, YouTube No Comments »UPDATE: VFoC Video: Rebecca Black Spoken Word goes VIRAL!
April 1st, 2011 Van Full of Candy What the huh!? I honestly thought Rebecca Black was played out by now but apparently the interwebs just can’t get enough of this spectacular train wreck. In just the last hour and a half since we posted our new video it’s already gotten an estimated 1,750,000 views! (We’ll explain “estimated”.) We’ve been in contact with the — VROOM!
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VFoC Video — "Greatest Stories Ever Written: Friday by Rebecca Black"
April 1st, 2011 Van Full of Candy Always with our finger just outside the pulse of the American consciousness Van Full of Candy gives to you our celebration of this generation’s newest great story-teller. Rebecca Black’s inspiring song, a celebration of the julian calendar has taken hold of the internet viewing populace not because of its “absurdity” or “amateurish quality both in production — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Featured, Rebecca Black, Videos Tags: Friday, Rebecca Black, spoken word, YouTube 1 Comment »
