Idiot #1: How do you like my new hair cut Moron #2?
Moron #2: That is quite a finely cut set of hairs Idiot #1. I would go so far as to call that haircut “awesome”.
Us: Hey idiot. Lookie here moron. You’re wrong; shut the fuck up.
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